If anyone who lives nearby wants pet guppies I prob have 50+ and need to give most of them a new home when I get back.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
"how are you single?"
please do not let me watch romantic movies they literally always give me an odd achy hurt inside my chest and it detracts from my “emotionless void of terror” aesthetic
I’m flying back today but that means I have to try to stay awake for 19 hours to fight the jetlag Dx
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
When I go back to the hotel room at a convention
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear