creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

i made my own tag meme
  • why is
  • im gonna
  • dont
  • i cant
  • look at
  • where
  • stop

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

fuckyeahteamgalactic:

eevee-ray:

A super-sized Pumpkaboo event for North America!
From now up until October 31st.
GET YOURS NOW!


Figured you’d all want to know about this even if it’s not Galactic related.

fuckyeahteamgalactic:

eevee-ray:

A super-sized Pumpkaboo event for North America!

From now up until October 31st.

GET YOURS NOW!

Figured you’d all want to know about this even if it’s not Galactic related.

In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

watchtheskytonight:

little-bit-fancy:

Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’ 
It worked 

bless you

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

likesplatterpaint:

likesplatterpaint:

I MUST GET DEES SHRIMPS. GET DEM GOOD.
….
………
HALP PLEASE HYOOMAN? :(

..the sad thing is that even after I released them, Feather is an abysmal hunter. He has caught not a single shrimp. No shrimps for blimp.

I’m crying with laughter. This is why I don’t feed him ghost shrimp.

Feather u r such bad hunter. 

That last picture.

HAAAALPPPP HYOOMAN SHREEMP IN BAG

HOW DO SHREEMP IN BAG

jimmysass:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED
bile7:

Me

bile7:

Me

lavender-hime:

He knows x

wannabeanimator:

Animation Magazine: